I've always wanted to fuck an Indian broad. Not really attracted to them, just wanna try it before they go extinct.

I just can't tell

Don't you just hate it when you see someone on the street and don't know if it's a pretty looking man or an ugly looking woman?

I sure do. Makes me question my sexuality when I'm masturbating to him/her that following night.

GPS for the car can save you time, but it can even save your life.

Having a GPS is useful. Being able to turn on the, "avoid toll roads, high ways or scenic route" is also pretty useful.

You know what would be even more useful? Having the option to turn on the, "avoid black neighborhoods" option. I'm sure most people would cry about this being racist, but most people would also wish they had this on their GPS when they're lost at night in an area of town they're not familiar with.

If you don't agree with me, then you're racist.

Facebook

The reason I don't have any black friends on facebook is because I don't want to offend them when I greet someone with the customary, "sup nigga"

Half price Wednesdays on all appetizers for holocaust survivors.

Must show proof. Also, no Jews allowed.

Hate it when this happens.

Guy: Gross! Theres a pubic hair in my salad!

Guy 2: How do you know it's a pubic hair?

Guy: Because the salad dressing tastes like cum, derrrr!

Eat dogs vs keeping dogs as pets

Most of the world consider the act of eating dog an atrocious act. People believe dogs shouldn't be eaten because they're man's best friend and that they're, "cute". I say fuck most of the world. Dog's are animals just like pigs and cows. Infact they're even noisier than pigs and cows. The whole argument about them being cute is subjective. I think hamsters are cute, but I'd soon enough stomp on one and eat it if I were hungry.

A lot of people think the act of eating dog meat is cruel. They think dogs shouldn't be eaten and people who eat dogs are barbaric. I don't think it is. I think the act of taking a dog and dressing it and having it sit around in a woman's stupid purse is barbaric. The act of neutering a dog and dressing it up in some stupid dog shirt is cruel. Keeping a dog locked up in a house just so the owner can come home and play with the dog is cruel. Dog's are living animals. They weren't put on this planet so dumbass hippie communist faggot liberal douchebags can keep them as pets instead of having children of their own.

Eating dogs vs. keeping dogs as pets. What's more cruel? Keeping them as pets. People eat dogs because they're animals. People keep dogs as pets because these people are fucked in the head and have a superiority complex. Dogs are animals. If they had the chance they would eat you and your children.