Monday, December 30, 2013

Omakase

For those who don't know, Omakase is Japanese for, "I'll leave it to you". It is usually a style of ordering at Sushi restaurants. You tell the sushi chef you want Omakase and they make you what they think you should eat. A lot of people like this shit, but I think it's for dickheads. Why would I leave it up to the chef to pick what I eat? What if the chef was a faggot and preferred to eat a lot cock fish? He'll be serving that to me all night. I don't want that. No one would. And besides, this is America. Americans like to choose what they eat. What if I wanted a chicken fried steak? Is the chef going to serve me some chicken fried steak in his Omakase menu? He better because in America the customer is always right.

Friday, February 17, 2012

I've always wanted to fuck an Indian broad. Not really attracted to them, just wanna try it before they go extinct.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

I just can't tell

Don't you just hate it when you see someone on the street and don't know if it's a pretty looking man or an ugly looking woman?

I sure do. Makes me question my sexuality when I'm masturbating to him/her that following night.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

GPS for the car can save you time, but it can even save your life.

Having a GPS is useful. Being able to turn on the, "avoid toll roads, high ways or scenic route" is also pretty useful.

You know what would be even more useful? Having the option to turn on the, "avoid black neighborhoods" option. I'm sure most people would cry about this being racist, but most people would also wish they had this on their GPS when they're lost at night in an area of town they're not familiar with.

If you don't agree with me, then you're racist.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Facebook

The reason I don't have any black friends on facebook is because I don't want to offend them when I greet someone with the customary, "sup nigga"

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Hate it when this happens.

Guy: Gross! Theres a pubic hair in my salad!

Guy 2: How do you know it's a pubic hair?

Guy: Because the salad dressing tastes like cum, derrrr!