Friday, February 17, 2012

I've always wanted to fuck an Indian broad. Not really attracted to them, just wanna try it before they go extinct.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

I just can't tell

Don't you just hate it when you see someone on the street and don't know if it's a pretty looking man or an ugly looking woman?

I sure do. Makes me question my sexuality when I'm masturbating to him/her that following night.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

GPS for the car can save you time, but it can even save your life.

Having a GPS is useful. Being able to turn on the, "avoid toll roads, high ways or scenic route" is also pretty useful.

You know what would be even more useful? Having the option to turn on the, "avoid black neighborhoods" option. I'm sure most people would cry about this being racist, but most people would also wish they had this on their GPS when they're lost at night in an area of town they're not familiar with.

If you don't agree with me, then you're racist.