Get them while they're hot

I survived the holocaust and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Natural progression of women

Attractive women
Starts off as waitress right after high school
Gets discovered by some Jewish guy in the entertainment industry
Does some modeling. Bikini shots, underwear etc.
Gets into nude modeling.
Gets into cocaine
Starts stripping
Starts stripping and ocassional prostitution with vip clients
Gets into porno films. All natural, vaginal sex only
Does more cocaine, meets more Jewish entertainment industry big shots
Vaginal porno plus cumshots
Full blown anal sex
Full blown anal sex with two guys. (Both in the same hole)
Full blow anal sex with 8 black guys
Starts to develop wrinkles. Hit's the big 25
Starts to do milf films. Salary decreases substantially
Hit's 30
Is forced out of the entertainment industry due to age.
Gets job at dive bar as bar tender
Demoted to bar assistant.
Fired due to age and appearance
Works as waitress again, this time at Dennys
Fired from Dennys due to age and appearance
Forced to get a job as customer service at call center
Fired due to age and appearance

Unattractive women
Finishes high school
Finishes college
Works as customer service at call center
Fired due to age and appearance

Women should not be in politics or positions of power

It's not their fault. It's just that we men can never take them seriously. Whatever they say doesn't matter. We're not really listening. We're just thinking about pounding her ass.

I think the only type of women that can be in politics or positions of power are ugly women. They're the only ones I actually listen to only because I'm not fantasizing about sticking my dick in her mouth.

But then theres the question of alcohol. Bring in that equation and we're back to slamming her from behind.

Short takes

Ex-military personnel: Why don't you stop being a coward and serve your country?

Civilian: Fuck you, I do serve my country. I recycle.

Breaking news

I walked by the Mexican frozen foods section at Costco and there were a bunch of Mexicans there.

Things you never see

Ever notice you never see ugly women sitting ring side at sporting events? You might have seen one near the front row seats before, but she was the aisle usher. Unattractive women don't sit ring side. Now the cheap seats...

That's where they belong.

headbutting etiquette

When headbutting someone make sure to aim for the nose. Not having good aim can result in your companion having to make a visit to her dentist.