Monday, January 4, 2010

Creeped up behind like a player

Glen: Hey man, hows it going?

Marcus: Not good man, not good.

Glen: Why? What's going on?

Marcus: I was at the gym sitting on the bike scoping out some ass. There was one big ass on the treadmill I was looking at. Jesus christ she was packed.

Marcus: I walked up to her from behind like a player, then I noticed she was a 75 year old woman.

Marcus: I got a boner from a 75 year old woman.

Glen: So what's the problem?

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