Brokeback Mountain

The problem with this movie is that it goes too fast. It goes from being a cowboy movie to gay porn without any warning. One minute they're both sleeping in a tent because it's cold outside, next minute they're having butt-sex. I would appreciate a warning next time. Maybe some foreplay. Wheres the romance?

Dealiest Warrior: Japanese Kamikaze vs Arab suicide bomber

Arab suicide bomber
Weapon of choice: bombs strapped to chest.
Strength: Very motivated to carry out the deed because they get 72 virgins.
Weakness: Smell like shit
Special ability: Can blend in easily with crowds






Japanese Kamikaze
Weapon of choice: Mitsubishi A6M Zero
Strengths: Doesn't give a shit and can fly
Weakness: Short in stature
Special ability: Can fly a plane into the side of a navy ship or your house.



If this match up were to happen I would put my money on the Japanese kamikaze. The arab suicide bomber seems more fanatical, but there is no way for the suicide bomber to attack the kamikaze pilot since he's in a plane and the suicide bomber is either on foot or riding a camel.

Planning a documentary/road trip to arizona. Need people to pretend to be mexican

So me and about 10 people are going to go to arizona with hidden cameras. We will all be dressed up like mexicans and drive around town and see if any cops will pull us over. We are going there in 3 vehicles (2 large vans and a crappy station wagon)

Now the crew I have coming with me consist of people from all backgrounds. We will all be dressed in khaki pants four sizes too big and flannel shirts.

The point of this documentary would be to see how fast we get pulled over by cops and how they will harass us. When they do pull us over and notice we're not Mexican we are going see if they still want to check our birth certificates or resident ID's.

The video will be posted on youtube afterwards just for laughs. It should be funny.

Anyone who wants to come is welcome. If you're asian, you may have to wear sunglasses, if you're black you may have to not come (no offense, you're too dark to look the part). Of course you will have to bring your own supplies (large khaki pants, bandanas, flannel shirts, belt clips with a Letter on it and maybe some chuck taylors.

We are heading out there May 27th and should be back home before June 1st. We already have lodging and will be more than happy to let you crash with us if you don't mind sharing a room with a bunch of fake mexicans.

I'm all for gay marriage

as long as it's between a woman and a woman. And they have to be attractive. Both of them. They also have to touch each other in public so people(I) can watch.

College

Wanna get away from blacks and mexicans? Go to college. You might have to put up with orientals, but thats a different story.