The automatic win card if you're a liberal

Samantha: I drive a VW Jetta, shop at trader joes and majored in women's studies
Cameron: So what? I have a macbook pro, I voted for obama and I'm a vegetarian.
Brody: My brother is dating a black man.

The holy roman empire in lower case on purpose.

Romans were gay and incestrous. The whole gay thing came about because during Roman times women were considered inferior to men. A man couldn't love a woman as much as he could another man because women were inferior. That I can undertand. She's inferior. She shouldn't be seen in public and shouldn't leave the kitchen. I can respect that. What I don't understand is why they had to take the extra step and have sex with other men. They could have just sat around the table and talk shit about women over a round of beers. Then afterwards go home to the wife and pound her in the ass. Instead these Romans sat around the table talking about women then went home with each other and pounded each other in the ass.

Then theres this incest issue. Were there a lack of women in Roman times? Probably not. There were probably more women than men because all of the men were killed in battle. That and the Romans can take the bitches from their conquered enemies. But that's not the Roman way. The Roman way is to love your fellow man and have sex with their own sisters. What a bunch of assholes.

June 12, 2010

I'm sorry, but people who apologize before making a comment are fucking gay.