Lessons from Wal-Mart

A few things I've picked up during my many trips to Wal-Mart

1. Fuck society

Wal-Mart is a great place to get a glimpse of society. You got your single mothers with five kids, the fat broad in a motorized wheel chair, the forty five year old ineffective guy who works in kitchen appliances and Mexicans. And this is California Wal-Mart. Imagine Wal-Marts in Arkanasas or South Carolina. It's probably even worse, except substitute Mexicans for Blacks.

2. Things you thought were cheap elsewhere are cheaper at Wal-Mart.

Pair of jeans: $9.00. T-shirt, $3.00. Problem with this is we're conditioned to expect these prices and it cannot sustain unless we keep exporting our jobs to Chinaman and Mexicans.

3. Even retarded people can get jobs in America

Wal-Mart is notorious for hiring fatties, fags, retards, cripples, the elderly and generally ineffective people. Took this fat bitch named, "Peggy" about twenty minutes to check out four customers at the cash register. She looked like the old fat gypsie lady in the Poltergeist.

4. People are dangerous in large groups. Even stupid people.

People can be incited to riot, stampeed, murder and fight for things on sale.
Wal-Mart has proven this many times during black friday sales. Best course of action would be to avoid these places during shopping season, which brings me to my next point.

5. Fuck shopping season.

I believe people should give gifts if they feel like giving gifts. If you don't receive a gift from me during Christmas or your birthday it means I either forgot or I don't care enough to buy you a gift.

6. Theres no reason to complain to management.

Reason is, management is just as ineffective as the useless people working the cashiers. Everybody at that store probably eats a lot of white bread and drink a lot of sunny delight. What a bunch of slobs.

7. Don't chase broads, because they're everywhere.

Everytime at Wal-Mart I've noticed there is ass everywhere. Kitchen appliances, toy section, women's clothing, men's clothing, adult diaper section, tires and gardening. They're everywhere. You got young ass, middle-aged ass, slutty ass, conservative dressed ass, ass with four children, ass there to steal shit, ass there because theres a sale on tampons, ass there because she needs a summer job to pay off her abortion she just had. Now of course there are some not so nice looking broads there, too so you'll have to do some sorting.

8. Theres no reason to travel to middle America

Just go to Wal-Mart. My god I have never seen so many ugly people in an area in my life.

A little bit of advice

If a friend or family of yours suffers a loss of someone in their life, don't give them a pistol and bottle of vodka as a, "my condolences" present when you attend the funeral.

Christmas gifts

I might get my uncle a dog for Christmas. He's single, lonely and not flexible enough to lick his own balls.

Theres nothing wrong with rap music.

I'm tired of people blaming rap music for influencing young kids. Rap music doesn't make me violent. It doesn't make me want to sell crack. It does however make me vote republican.

Property value during a recession.

What starts with N and ends with R and it's something you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Violence solves everything.

Fuck Ghandi and his peaceful protests. The only reason the British left India was not because of the peaceful protests, but because of the smell there. Indians smell like shit. Only redeeming quality about Ghandi was he used to beat his wife.

Why god doesn't exist.

God didn't make us in his image because I doubt god wanted his balls so vulnerable to being kicked.