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The reason I don't have any black friends on facebook is because I don't want to offend them when I greet someone with the customary, "sup nigga"

Half price Wednesdays on all appetizers for holocaust survivors.

Must show proof. Also, no Jews allowed.

Hate it when this happens.

Guy: Gross! Theres a pubic hair in my salad!

Guy 2: How do you know it's a pubic hair?

Guy: Because the salad dressing tastes like cum, derrrr!