Did you know eating apples every day may extend your life?
It may or it may not. Who knows. I sure as hell don't. But since most people never read the small print you can ask any stupid question and people will take it for fact.
Is president Obama planning to outsource our right to vote to India?
Why the fuck would he do that? People in India are too busy eating cow shit to vote. But it doesn't matter since most people won't read this anyways.
Is it possible that Bill Clinton nailed Monica Lewinsky in the ass?
Very possible, but not likely. Imagine trying to get your dick in a fat chick's ass without alerting the secret service standing outside your door.
If eating bird shit makes your skin smoother, would you eat it as a salad dressing or as a dip for chicken nuggets?
Again, nobody really considers the question. All we see is eating bird shit makes skin smooth.
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