Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Is the swine flu the new cancer?

No. It's not. Cancer victims have to get chemo therapy and all kinds of other shit. All swine flu victims have to do is drink more water, rest and shut the fuck up. Swine flu is nothing compared to cancer. While we're at it, cancer is nothing compared to aids. Fuck cancer. People with aids are more hardcore. They have to go through life knowing they fucked one too many gay guys in the ass without a condom.

But it does seem like the swine flu is the new cancer in a way. People talk about it all the time. Even brag about having had it. It's always on the news and it's almost a hip and progressive disease to have. Pretty soon they're going to come out with swine flu bracelets. Maybe even drinks will be named after it at trendy hip bars in places like New York.

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