Two types of people in this world

People and type of people who own Macs:

Women
Homosexuals
Brody Jenner
Dennis Rodman
That fucking guy caught for the hot air balloon hoax
Fred Durst
Any actor
People who work at starbucks
People who support gay rights
People who think women should be able to vote
People who drink Heinneken or Cosmos
Cancer victims/survivors/supporters
Vegetarians
People who drive Volkswagens
No one who weighs over 130 pounds.
Steak, welldone with a side of organic tomato ketchup



People and types of people who don't own Macs:

Men
Knowledgeable people
Chuck Norris
Hockey players
Lumberjacks
People who intimidate people for a living
People who beat people for a living
People who kill people for a living
Anyone with a big gut or truck
Anyone with a big dog
People who fight bears
People who fight bears for a living
A person who owns a gun
People who drink domestic beer
Steak, medium rare