The internet and you

Before the internet, we had to jerk off to nude indegenous black chicks in National Geographic magazines.

Taekwondo: self discipline, self respect, self esteem, self control, self defense

Fuck that. Ain't no boy of mine learning that taekwondo gook shit.

If he wanted to develop self-esteem he'll go beatup your son and then fuck your daughter.

USA USA USA!

Little situations

Have you ever stared at some broads ass at the gym only to have some guy think you were staring at his ass? No? Well me either then.

Constitutional right

Homeland security? Fuck that, it's my constitutional right to be able to wear my cock rings onboard that flight!

Creeped up behind like a player

Glen: Hey man, hows it going?

Marcus: Not good man, not good.

Glen: Why? What's going on?

Marcus: I was at the gym sitting on the bike scoping out some ass. There was one big ass on the treadmill I was looking at. Jesus christ she was packed.

Marcus: I walked up to her from behind like a player, then I noticed she was a 75 year old woman.

Marcus: I got a boner from a 75 year old woman.

Glen: So what's the problem?