Sunday, January 18, 2009

Mexican men are awesomer than American men

I was at this Mexican taco place for lunch. While waiting for my food I watched some Mexican TV show they had on. The thing about Mexicans is they don't try to be politically correct. You ever notice that in a lot of American type television shows or news stations they always have attractive girls? And they always try to make the girl look useful by giving her a few lines and have her speak her mind.

Not Mexicans. They don't screw around with details. They just put girls with big tits on the screen and have them dance around. I mean whats the point in trying to make them broads look useful? You think just because she says a few words about some current event or the economy men are going to respect her? No god damn way.

You ever stare at a girls tits when she walks by? And then her ass when she walks away? Sure you do, but you do it secretly because you're a sissy American. We think its rude to stare at a girl so we do it when she's not looking. Stare at her when she isn't looking, then when she looks over you hastely look away. You know, creep her out.

Mexicans are a bit different. They don't secretly look at girls. They don't half ass it. They stare at her 100%. You get a group of Mexican men together they'll hoot and holler at girls non stop construction site or no construction site. If they're drunk then one of them might even grab her ass. You gotta respect that.

What about alcohol? You ever heard a Mexican talk about drinking wine? How about a nice glass of 18 year old Scotch? I haven't. You know why? They don't drink that shit. They know that 18 year old Scotch only costs that much because some lameass guy at the distillery pissed it every single day for 18 years straight. You're paying for the time. You're paying for the labor. Mexicans know its a ripoff, they're onto their games.

They only drink beer. And I'm not talking about that Corona bullshit these sissy yuppy financial advisors drink when they want to explore cultural diversity. No I'm talking about real beer real Mexicans drink. Like Modelo or Tecate. You goto any respectable Mexican restaurant and try to order a Corona, the chef will fucking cut you. Thats it.

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