Jesus fucking christ. Not five minutes went by

Not five minutes went by and I have twenty emails in my inbox regarding the sex with a handicapped woman post I made on craiglist. Here are some of the funnier ones. I'll post more tomorrow when my inbox is totally flooded.

(This guy sent me a picture. He looks like a Viking)
Hi,
My name is JB. i am a 25 year old white male here in city of orange. I stand 6' tall, blonde hair and green eyes, 215lbs, muscular and tan skin. I have always had a fantasy of having sex with a handicapped woman. I am clean, drug and disease free, well hung, and very openminded. would love to chat. let me know if you are interested.

thanks!

JB


(This guy sent me a picture of his face. He looks like that black R&B singer Usher)
21/m/blk/7in cut (if that matters)/6'6/ looking for a fun time. If interested lets talk about what your looking for till you feel comfortable ... serious and real guy here..

(This guy sent me two pictures of his fat face and one of his dick)
I am always on the look out for fun, laughter. Sex and just being me. I am easy going down to earth. Easy to get along with. Real considerate of others to have a good time with but also show a good time to.

(This guy seemed concerned about my safety. He told me to be careful because there are tons of perverts on craiglist. He even sent me a picture of himself. He's too handsome to be scoping out handicapped chicks on the internet.)
Hi Rachael

I'm a 24 year old college boy.. I want to fuck you... I think its a turn on...
I'm 6ft... 170 pounds. Green hazel eyes

Send me your pic. Here's mine

(This guy is pretty funny. If I really were a handicapped old chick I'd nail this guy)
Hey! We should get together!
I guess you could say I'm handicapped as well. I have 1 ear and crooked jawline.
I am 25 5'6 130lbs and 8in and thick. Multiple cummer too!
Shoot me back an email and I'll send you my pic.

(I think this guy is onto me)
you type very well for only having 1 good arm.......

(This guy fucked his aunt. He also sent me his picture. He looks emo)
Hi, my name is Mark, I'm 23, Filipino, an exchange student here in CA and I play and teach piano on the side. My wife is working tonight, tomorrow night(Monday) and Tuesday night. I have strong fetish and desire for older women and in turns me on.
I'm open to try anything except drugs and must be disease free. I am clean, cut, and STD free. I love going down, and I'm not into partner pressure, so if you're not down with that, no worries. I've been sexually active since I was 14 yrs old since i had my first with my Aunt. I'm 5'5" and 110 lbs, skinny but huge stamina and sexual drive. I am a gentleman and act like it. I'm looking for no strings attached, pure pleasure for both of us, may happen once or frequent. Picture attached.


(This guy is also handicapped. If two handicapped people have children, are the children born handicapped? He sent his number and yahoo messenger info. I censored it for his sake though)

Hi there, Sweetheart. I'm Gary "WILD TONGUE" (949) 322-****. Your name / number - area code? Are you on YAHOO? Can i get your YAHOO? My YAHOO is : mar***2k . PLEASE. I'm a amputee, lost my L arm, and I'm also legally blind. I have a "WILD TONGUE", and I love to "EAT" pussy. I really would like to be best friends! I want to be YOUR, SEX toy! I'm serious! Try me, you'll like me! Take care, Sweetheart.
LOVE YA
Lustfully Your's
Gary "WILD TONGUE"
PS: your name / number - area code. Your YAHOO : Please. Thank You. I can't wait to hear from you! Call me!!!

Sent from my iPod

(this....guys...talks...like...this....I..edited..out..his...phone..number...for...his...sake...)

hi,, how are you doing ? i hope you are doing goo... first of all let me introduce myself, my name is George 30 years of age ,, in anaheim... i saw your ad on craigslist,, i would like to get in contact with you so we can establish first a friendship,,, and get to know you , and be there when you need me.... iam single ,, and iam interested on you,, if you can please give me a chance to get to know me,, please get back at me you can call me directly at my cell 714-737-**** anytime,, or email me at ********@yahoo.com ,, you can either write me or call me anytime,,, just give me a chance to get to know you and you would see what kind of person iam.... thanks for your time,,, take care , ill be waiting for your answer ,,, tomorrow i will be at fullerton working,,,, by orangethorpe and harbor,,,,, take care,,,

George

(This guy gave me his phone number, work address and sent me two photos. He wrote in all capital letters and his photos are creepy. He looks like a serial killer. I edited out his address and phone number of course)

CALL ME OR TXT ME I WOULD LIKE TO MEET U SOMEDAY OR ASAP OK I WORK AT *****CULVER DRIVE IRVINE CA***** IAM MECHANIC GUY OK SO IF WANT TO COME OVER AND SAY HI SOMEDAY I WILL BE WAITING U I PREFER AT MORNING OK IAM HERE FROM 8AM TO 6PM AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW U MY SEX ORAL SKILLS I LOVE MATURE PUSSY TXT ME OR CALL ME 714******* HUGO HERE IS MY PICS

(I, I, I, I. All this guy does is talk about himself. What about me? What about my feeling? It must be an 100% Italian thing, like talking with your hands)
Hi my name is Joey. I'm 100% Italian. I live in Laguna Hills . I grew up in Mission Viejo . I have a great job I'm a Mortgage Banker. I love to joke and laugh. It makes me happy when I can put a smile on someone’s face life is 2 sort to be mad. I love to go on trips even if it is just for the da y. I sometimes get in my car and just drive. I love Vegas too. I also like going for walks going out to dinner and I love to cook. I also like to stay home and kick up the feet and watch a movie. My goal is to meet that special someone that makes me sm,ile and makes my heart skip a beat., I love to show my love even if it is just saying I love u. I want u to be my best friend and lover hope to hear from you soon and thans for taking the time to read this

(Holy shit. This guy is just like me. He's fat, he's Asian, his name is Bruce, he has a small dick and he's not looking for anything long term. He sent me a picture too. Now I know what I'll look like when I'm older)
Hello

Hope this is a real posting - I'm for real

No Long Term here, Just looking for FWB - friends with benefits.

My name is Bruce, 60 yo Japanese American, Separated, Smoking again, Overweight with a fluffy body. And a tiny mushroom that shopped working

I would like to hang out time to time, I give great full body massages BOTH type the regular way and the wink wink way. Plus 90% will be for your pleasure.

can chat on AOL or Yahoo *******@aol.com or @yahoo.com
hope we can some crazy fun.


(This guy doesn't use "your" in proper context. He also likes saggy tits and hairy pits)
What kind of sex do you like ? Does oral work for you ? If so, you must be very clean. I would love to help you if oral suits you - you will cum.

I'm married, needing release more often than once a week. You are most likely a perfect fit since I assume your CLEAN. I'm very clean also, and have not had sex with anyone but the wife. If your interested, maybe the wife would like to watch.

let me know how you feel about this ?

I also like hairy armpits and saggy tits are a total turn on.

thanks steve

(This guy sounds like a creep. I wouldn't mind having him clean my house though, especially my bathroom.)
Hello,

Not sure if you are into this but I am a nice guy around mid 40 I am in very good shape and told I look yunger. So whats my thing? Well I would like to meet a nice woman that would enjoy having me be her house boy cleaner and servant. I would do this a couple times a month for you if it works out. If you are curious write back and we can go over your house rules.

Thank you