He's got his whole life ahead of him.

Just as a disclaimer: it's not gay if your balls don't touch.

The issue of uncut dicks have not been resolved. Most guys in the United States have had their weeners cut when they were born. I don't know why this horrendous act is still done today. It was done in the past to keep the penis clean because they didn't have soap. It was also done to keep young boys from masturbating.

Let me explain something about dicks. If you have a circumsized penis, then your masturbation experience isn't as good as mine. For starters, I have a very vivid and sick imagination. That and my penis is uncircumsized. When your penis is cut your hand feels like sand paper rubbing up against it unless you use lotion. Considering the average American guy masturbates atleast eight times a day, that's a lot of lotion to be buying.

In modern times we don't really need to circumsize boys. We have soap, and it's been established that masturbation is okay, even pretty enjoyable. So why do people still have their infant boys circumsized? One of the reasons for the mother is, "I don't want him to think he is different than his dad".

Fair enough. You don't want him to feel alienated. You want him to be just like dad. That makes sense. But seriously, how many fucking times do you think the young boy is going to see his dad's dick? I've never ever seen my dad's dick and I'm proud.

So there really is no reason to cut your infant boy. Every time a discussion about circumsized dicks come up, all the guys get all defensive. I don't blame them though, if my dick was cut, I'd defend circumsition too. Of course I'd also secretly wish I had skin.

So do yourself, your child and this world a favor. Stop cutting your infant boys. He's not going to masturbate less if you cut him. He'll just be spending more money on lotion, vaseline and ranch dressing. He's just a child. He has his whole life ahead of him. Let him enjoy the good things in life.