The "Prove you're not a racist" game show

With the way this country is going, I think it would be appropriate to have a new type of game show. You know, as a sign of the times. The game show would be called, "Prove you're not a racist". It would be hosted by a pale liberal Jew homosexual who is not only well read, but is also a vegan and posseses a communications degree.

The game show would have three contestants. All of which are white and pathetic. The object of the game is to try and prove you're not a racist in under thirty seconds. To do so, contestants must list off the top of their heads the many things that make them progressive and tolerant.

Example:

1st contestant: Ugh I know black people! My neighbor's sister's tax account's doctor's best friend's massage therapist is black. I voted for Obama. I support affirmative action. I don't lock my doors when driving through minority neighborhoods. I'm all for interracial relationships! My sister is dating a black man!

2nd contestant: Oh my ex husband's best friend was black. His name was Tyrone and we got along quite well, thank you. I shop at black owned businesses! I'm all for illegal immigration and affirmative action. I think Jews deserve to be in Israel. Fuck Palestine, Jews were there first. I think it's great Asian females are news anchors.

3rd contestant: "Oh my best friend happens to be black"

The judging will be done from a panel of three blacks(African Americans). The judges will decide on who provided the best proof of not being a racist. The winner will receive $5000, half of which will be donated to the NAACP.

At the end of the show all the contestants, judges and audience will get on stage and start dancing to rap.