Questionable acts

Buying a used microwave from a Chinese person.

Two types of people in this world

People and type of people who own Macs:

Women
Homosexuals
Brody Jenner
Dennis Rodman
That fucking guy caught for the hot air balloon hoax
Fred Durst
Any actor
People who work at starbucks
People who support gay rights
People who think women should be able to vote
People who drink Heinneken or Cosmos
Cancer victims/survivors/supporters
Vegetarians
People who drive Volkswagens
No one who weighs over 130 pounds.
Steak, welldone with a side of organic tomato ketchup



People and types of people who don't own Macs:

Men
Knowledgeable people
Chuck Norris
Hockey players
Lumberjacks
People who intimidate people for a living
People who beat people for a living
People who kill people for a living
Anyone with a big gut or truck
Anyone with a big dog
People who fight bears
People who fight bears for a living
A person who owns a gun
People who drink domestic beer
Steak, medium rare

Monday morning conversation at the office

Ramon: Hey how you doing? Hows everything?
Jeremy: Great man, I've been great.
Ramon: Wonderful, how is everything? Hows your sex life?
Jeremy: It's pretty good right now. I have 250 gigs of porn and a lot of free time.

Regarding death row inmates and the ways they choose to go

If I were on deathrow and about to get executed, I'd opt for the, "strangled by hand" option. It's simple and cost effective. None of that lethal injection or electric chair high maintenance high cost bullshit. Haven't the tax payers paid enough? Have some common decency for once in your life.

High Definition

The problem with HD is that when you're watching HD porn you can see everything. If the bitch doesn't shave her legs properly you can see it. And once you do, it's too late your boner is gone.

The problem with old school and people who use the word.

The word old school has been used too much. People use it describe anything from their taste in music to their work ethic.

The problem with old school is that it's always changing. What's old school today is ancient tomorrow. What's modern today is old school tomorrow. That's the problem with people using the word, "old school". They're shady. What they consider old school today is non-existant tomorrow. I can't trust a man like that. I don't trust any person who doesn't have good solid beliefs.

Women who enjoy receiving oral sex.

Don't do it. Not even once. If you do you're doomed. Next thing you know she'll get a 9 to 5 job and start coming home drunk and beating you.

Fucking lazy broads. If you want oral sex get a dog and some peanut butter.

Is the swine flu the new cancer?

No. It's not. Cancer victims have to get chemo therapy and all kinds of other shit. All swine flu victims have to do is drink more water, rest and shut the fuck up. Swine flu is nothing compared to cancer. While we're at it, cancer is nothing compared to aids. Fuck cancer. People with aids are more hardcore. They have to go through life knowing they fucked one too many gay guys in the ass without a condom.

But it does seem like the swine flu is the new cancer in a way. People talk about it all the time. Even brag about having had it. It's always on the news and it's almost a hip and progressive disease to have. Pretty soon they're going to come out with swine flu bracelets. Maybe even drinks will be named after it at trendy hip bars in places like New York.