Eat dogs vs keeping dogs as pets

Most of the world consider the act of eating dog an atrocious act. People believe dogs shouldn't be eaten because they're man's best friend and that they're, "cute". I say fuck most of the world. Dog's are animals just like pigs and cows. Infact they're even noisier than pigs and cows. The whole argument about them being cute is subjective. I think hamsters are cute, but I'd soon enough stomp on one and eat it if I were hungry.

A lot of people think the act of eating dog meat is cruel. They think dogs shouldn't be eaten and people who eat dogs are barbaric. I don't think it is. I think the act of taking a dog and dressing it and having it sit around in a woman's stupid purse is barbaric. The act of neutering a dog and dressing it up in some stupid dog shirt is cruel. Keeping a dog locked up in a house just so the owner can come home and play with the dog is cruel. Dog's are living animals. They weren't put on this planet so dumbass hippie communist faggot liberal douchebags can keep them as pets instead of having children of their own.

Eating dogs vs. keeping dogs as pets. What's more cruel? Keeping them as pets. People eat dogs because they're animals. People keep dogs as pets because these people are fucked in the head and have a superiority complex. Dogs are animals. If they had the chance they would eat you and your children.

Lessons from Wal-Mart

A few things I've picked up during my many trips to Wal-Mart

1. Fuck society

Wal-Mart is a great place to get a glimpse of society. You got your single mothers with five kids, the fat broad in a motorized wheel chair, the forty five year old ineffective guy who works in kitchen appliances and Mexicans. And this is California Wal-Mart. Imagine Wal-Marts in Arkanasas or South Carolina. It's probably even worse, except substitute Mexicans for Blacks.

2. Things you thought were cheap elsewhere are cheaper at Wal-Mart.

Pair of jeans: $9.00. T-shirt, $3.00. Problem with this is we're conditioned to expect these prices and it cannot sustain unless we keep exporting our jobs to Chinaman and Mexicans.

3. Even retarded people can get jobs in America

Wal-Mart is notorious for hiring fatties, fags, retards, cripples, the elderly and generally ineffective people. Took this fat bitch named, "Peggy" about twenty minutes to check out four customers at the cash register. She looked like the old fat gypsie lady in the Poltergeist.

4. People are dangerous in large groups. Even stupid people.

People can be incited to riot, stampeed, murder and fight for things on sale.
Wal-Mart has proven this many times during black friday sales. Best course of action would be to avoid these places during shopping season, which brings me to my next point.

5. Fuck shopping season.

I believe people should give gifts if they feel like giving gifts. If you don't receive a gift from me during Christmas or your birthday it means I either forgot or I don't care enough to buy you a gift.

6. Theres no reason to complain to management.

Reason is, management is just as ineffective as the useless people working the cashiers. Everybody at that store probably eats a lot of white bread and drink a lot of sunny delight. What a bunch of slobs.

7. Don't chase broads, because they're everywhere.

Everytime at Wal-Mart I've noticed there is ass everywhere. Kitchen appliances, toy section, women's clothing, men's clothing, adult diaper section, tires and gardening. They're everywhere. You got young ass, middle-aged ass, slutty ass, conservative dressed ass, ass with four children, ass there to steal shit, ass there because theres a sale on tampons, ass there because she needs a summer job to pay off her abortion she just had. Now of course there are some not so nice looking broads there, too so you'll have to do some sorting.

8. Theres no reason to travel to middle America

Just go to Wal-Mart. My god I have never seen so many ugly people in an area in my life.

A little bit of advice

If a friend or family of yours suffers a loss of someone in their life, don't give them a pistol and bottle of vodka as a, "my condolences" present when you attend the funeral.

Christmas gifts

I might get my uncle a dog for Christmas. He's single, lonely and not flexible enough to lick his own balls.

Theres nothing wrong with rap music.

I'm tired of people blaming rap music for influencing young kids. Rap music doesn't make me violent. It doesn't make me want to sell crack. It does however make me vote republican.

Property value during a recession.

What starts with N and ends with R and it's something you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Violence solves everything.

Fuck Ghandi and his peaceful protests. The only reason the British left India was not because of the peaceful protests, but because of the smell there. Indians smell like shit. Only redeeming quality about Ghandi was he used to beat his wife.

Why god doesn't exist.

God didn't make us in his image because I doubt god wanted his balls so vulnerable to being kicked.

The automatic win card if you're a liberal

Samantha: I drive a VW Jetta, shop at trader joes and majored in women's studies
Cameron: So what? I have a macbook pro, I voted for obama and I'm a vegetarian.
Brody: My brother is dating a black man.

The holy roman empire in lower case on purpose.

Romans were gay and incestrous. The whole gay thing came about because during Roman times women were considered inferior to men. A man couldn't love a woman as much as he could another man because women were inferior. That I can undertand. She's inferior. She shouldn't be seen in public and shouldn't leave the kitchen. I can respect that. What I don't understand is why they had to take the extra step and have sex with other men. They could have just sat around the table and talk shit about women over a round of beers. Then afterwards go home to the wife and pound her in the ass. Instead these Romans sat around the table talking about women then went home with each other and pounded each other in the ass.

Then theres this incest issue. Were there a lack of women in Roman times? Probably not. There were probably more women than men because all of the men were killed in battle. That and the Romans can take the bitches from their conquered enemies. But that's not the Roman way. The Roman way is to love your fellow man and have sex with their own sisters. What a bunch of assholes.

June 12, 2010

I'm sorry, but people who apologize before making a comment are fucking gay.

Brokeback Mountain

The problem with this movie is that it goes too fast. It goes from being a cowboy movie to gay porn without any warning. One minute they're both sleeping in a tent because it's cold outside, next minute they're having butt-sex. I would appreciate a warning next time. Maybe some foreplay. Wheres the romance?

Dealiest Warrior: Japanese Kamikaze vs Arab suicide bomber

Arab suicide bomber
Weapon of choice: bombs strapped to chest.
Strength: Very motivated to carry out the deed because they get 72 virgins.
Weakness: Smell like shit
Special ability: Can blend in easily with crowds






Japanese Kamikaze
Weapon of choice: Mitsubishi A6M Zero
Strengths: Doesn't give a shit and can fly
Weakness: Short in stature
Special ability: Can fly a plane into the side of a navy ship or your house.



If this match up were to happen I would put my money on the Japanese kamikaze. The arab suicide bomber seems more fanatical, but there is no way for the suicide bomber to attack the kamikaze pilot since he's in a plane and the suicide bomber is either on foot or riding a camel.

Planning a documentary/road trip to arizona. Need people to pretend to be mexican

So me and about 10 people are going to go to arizona with hidden cameras. We will all be dressed up like mexicans and drive around town and see if any cops will pull us over. We are going there in 3 vehicles (2 large vans and a crappy station wagon)

Now the crew I have coming with me consist of people from all backgrounds. We will all be dressed in khaki pants four sizes too big and flannel shirts.

The point of this documentary would be to see how fast we get pulled over by cops and how they will harass us. When they do pull us over and notice we're not Mexican we are going see if they still want to check our birth certificates or resident ID's.

The video will be posted on youtube afterwards just for laughs. It should be funny.

Anyone who wants to come is welcome. If you're asian, you may have to wear sunglasses, if you're black you may have to not come (no offense, you're too dark to look the part). Of course you will have to bring your own supplies (large khaki pants, bandanas, flannel shirts, belt clips with a Letter on it and maybe some chuck taylors.

We are heading out there May 27th and should be back home before June 1st. We already have lodging and will be more than happy to let you crash with us if you don't mind sharing a room with a bunch of fake mexicans.

I'm all for gay marriage

as long as it's between a woman and a woman. And they have to be attractive. Both of them. They also have to touch each other in public so people(I) can watch.

College

Wanna get away from blacks and mexicans? Go to college. You might have to put up with orientals, but thats a different story.

Dude I'm not a racist nor am I a homophobe

My brother is dating a black man.

Online personal ads

You had me at young, attractive and adventurous


but you lost me at black female.

Imagine this scenario

You get invited over to a family dinner by a friend who just so happens to be Chinese. You sit around the dinner table with them and everyone starts eating. You take a few pieces from a dish, eat it and then ask them what it is because you love it so much.

The mother and father look at each other, mutter some words in their native tongue and then look back at you and say, "Eat, it's good. It's meat."

How about a RPG based on real life?

World of warcraft was fun, but the fantasy orcs and elves bullshit got gay after awhile. They really need to make a mmorpg based on the races we have here on earth. Below is a list of races and their special attributes. Each race has their own spells and special abilities. For those who don't know, MMORPG means massive multiplayer online role playing game.


Asian race: starts with +15 intelligence, +15 dexterity, +10 wisdom, -15 endudrance -15 strength, -5 charisma.

Earns gold faster and are better merchants when it comes to trading. They can't see as far into the distance and aren't as skilled in horseback riding, but more than make up for that by being able to cast level 20 spells while only being level 15. Having a -10 strength handicap at the beginning means they can't carry as much items in their bags and their melee combat damage is lower. Their high dexterity allows them to be more acrobatic and are more accurate archers.

The negro race: starts with +15 charisma, +15 strength, +10 speed, -25 intelligence,-15 luck.
Runs faster and jumps higher than all the other races. Best class for the black race is the thief. Their extra charisma helps them charm the towns folks into giving them better prices, but their lack of intelligence makes them the worst race for the magic using class. They get a +5 attribute bonus when communicating with other players of the female gender, but thir lack of luck might get them randomly attacked by wild animals in the forest.

The caucasian race: starts with +10 strength, +25 endurance, -15 charm, -10 wisdom.

Hands down the best race for the warrior class. The caucasian race excels at melee combat and have the most hitpoints due to their high starting endurance. The caucasian class suffers from a low starting charm and this results in not being able to persuade town NPC's to give information and better pricing. Their lack of wisdom can make their spell casting less efficient than the Asian race. Their high strength allows them to carry the most items out of all the other races. The caucasian race also suffers -5 to all attributes when combating other players of the negro race because they're scared of the negro race.

The Mexican race: starting abilities are +15 cunning, +25 sneak, -15 intelligence, -5wisdom.
The Mexican race is the race to play if you're looking to be a rogue. Rogues require a high sneak attribute in order to sneak around borders and towns. Is the only race that is able to pickpocket other players. Their high cunning allows them to deceive other players more easily. Having a lower intelligence makes this race handicapped when it comes to choosing a magic casting class.

The Arab race: +25 spirituality, +45 willpower, -35 intelligence, -25 strength.
Can only be played by veteran players only. The race cannot be played unless players have completed the game using other classes first. The Arab race is a specialized race. Their low intelligence and low strength makes them useless for choosing warrior or spell casting classes. The only viable class for the Arab race to play is the sapper class. The sapper classes use their expert experience in explosives to take down their combative foes. Having such a high willpower allows the Arab races to perform, "suicide" attacks. Such attacks are extremely effective against large groups of monsters or players

So the above listed races are the races players can choose at the beginning. But it doesn't end here. Players can choose to mix their races and produce offspring that are of mixed race. Mixed race offspring grow up to take on the strength and weaknesses of the two races he or she is. For example: if an Arab race and black race player decide to mix and produce offspring, the child will grow up to very good at using explosives and running fast, but will lack the intelligence to be 100% succesful in his or her attempts to blow shit up.

So here we have it. A new mmorpg I'm going to submitt to Blizzard entertainment to see if they want to buy my idea for their new up and coming game. I believe this game will be a hit because nothing sells better than race.

New reality tv series.

It seems like reality tv programming is at a decline. People are tired of watching people survive in a forest for weeks or try to sing their way to stardom. We need a new type of show that will bring some entertainment to the boring lives of the masses.

This is what I propose. A reality tv show based on the holocaust! Yes, the casts of the show will have to spend two weeks locked up in a concentration camp designed to look just like the ones in 1945 Germany. To make the show realistic there will be Nazi guards there beating and abusing the contestants on a daily basis. In order to win the show the contestants will have to sleep in their own filth, try to avoid daily beatings and spend countless hours in factories producing military equipment for the German army. There will also be wild card rounds where the contestants have to run for their lives and try to hide or else they'll be chosen for the gas chamber.

How does this sound? I think it will work. People love the holocaust! Look at all the movies made about the subject. There are holocaust museums, memorials and theme parks. Kids in school spend a whole week on the subject and we're constantly being reminded of the tragic event. I say this show would be a blast! Wheres your sense of humor?

Retards, Geniuses, Blacks and Europeans. Words and the real meanings we ascribe to them.

If one were to say, "there are a lot of retards in this restaurants" we would automatically think that person is an asshole for making such a rude remark.

If the same person were to say, "there are a lot of geniuses in this restaurant" we wouldn't think much of the comment because society says being a retard is bad and undesireable and being a genius is a good thing.

Replace retards and geniuses with blacks and Europeans.

If the same person says, "that place has a lot of black people" we would think this person is a racist, but if this same person were to say, "that place has a lot of Europeans" we wouldn't think much of it.

The reason? Because society labels being, "black" as a bad thing. Same with the term, "Mexican". In the dictionary these words are just used to describe a person's ethnic and racial background, but in reality these words have ascribed meanings attached by society.

It's good to be European, it's good to be thin, it's good to be tall so you can talk about these groups without someone accusing you of making fun of this group. But if you talk about blacks, Mexicans, fat people, retards and Jews you're automatically thought of as an asshole since it is assumed you're making fun of this group since this group isn't, "desireable".

"I work with a bunch of Mexicans" vs "I work with a bunch of Swedes"

So the next time some liberal faggot vegan white guy corrects you for not being politically correct in your language, punch him in the mouth. He deserves it for being a undercover racist.

New bill on the ballot

Women with big beautiful asses should be required to do anal.

The reason there cannot be a white history month or a white pride day.

A lot of people complain about not being able to celebrate a white pride day or having a white history month. I know it may sound unfair because blacks get a black history day and when Mexicans have a brown pride parade it's not considered racist.

Heres the reason why you can't have a white pride parade. It's because you motherfuckers take it too far. When blacks have a black pride parade they march around the streets holding their fist in the air, have some public rap music dancing contest and then call it a day. When Mexicans have a brown pride parade they take it ot the park and have one bigass bbq then call it a day. But if white people were to have a white pride day you'd start off all nice and clean, but you would end the day by beating minorities and try to organize a coalition to deport brown people.

That's why you can't have a white pride day. You take it too far.

Traveling abortion salesman

With the economy the way it is, I'm thinking of supplementing my income by getting into the mobile abortion salesman industry. Basically I would travel door to door in poor minority neighborhoods and see if my services are needed. The procedure would be done in the back of my van and we dispose of everything free of charge.

Your shit does stink, bitch.

Bras are equivalent to a roll of nickels in the pants.

The internet and you

Before the internet, we had to jerk off to nude indegenous black chicks in National Geographic magazines.

Taekwondo: self discipline, self respect, self esteem, self control, self defense

Fuck that. Ain't no boy of mine learning that taekwondo gook shit.

If he wanted to develop self-esteem he'll go beatup your son and then fuck your daughter.

USA USA USA!

Little situations

Have you ever stared at some broads ass at the gym only to have some guy think you were staring at his ass? No? Well me either then.

Constitutional right

Homeland security? Fuck that, it's my constitutional right to be able to wear my cock rings onboard that flight!

Creeped up behind like a player

Glen: Hey man, hows it going?

Marcus: Not good man, not good.

Glen: Why? What's going on?

Marcus: I was at the gym sitting on the bike scoping out some ass. There was one big ass on the treadmill I was looking at. Jesus christ she was packed.

Marcus: I walked up to her from behind like a player, then I noticed she was a 75 year old woman.

Marcus: I got a boner from a 75 year old woman.

Glen: So what's the problem?