The internet and you

Before the internet, we had to jerk off to nude indegenous black chicks in National Geographic magazines.

Taekwondo: self discipline, self respect, self esteem, self control, self defense

Fuck that. Ain't no boy of mine learning that taekwondo gook shit.

If he wanted to develop self-esteem he'll go beatup your son and then fuck your daughter.

USA USA USA!

Little situations

Have you ever stared at some broads ass at the gym only to have some guy think you were staring at his ass? No? Well me either then.

Constitutional right

Homeland security? Fuck that, it's my constitutional right to be able to wear my cock rings onboard that flight!

Creeped up behind like a player

Glen: Hey man, hows it going?

Marcus: Not good man, not good.

Glen: Why? What's going on?

Marcus: I was at the gym sitting on the bike scoping out some ass. There was one big ass on the treadmill I was looking at. Jesus christ she was packed.

Marcus: I walked up to her from behind like a player, then I noticed she was a 75 year old woman.

Marcus: I got a boner from a 75 year old woman.

Glen: So what's the problem?

Get them while they're hot

I survived the holocaust and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Natural progression of women

Attractive women
Starts off as waitress right after high school
Gets discovered by some Jewish guy in the entertainment industry
Does some modeling. Bikini shots, underwear etc.
Gets into nude modeling.
Gets into cocaine
Starts stripping
Starts stripping and ocassional prostitution with vip clients
Gets into porno films. All natural, vaginal sex only
Does more cocaine, meets more Jewish entertainment industry big shots
Vaginal porno plus cumshots
Full blown anal sex
Full blown anal sex with two guys. (Both in the same hole)
Full blow anal sex with 8 black guys
Starts to develop wrinkles. Hit's the big 25
Starts to do milf films. Salary decreases substantially
Hit's 30
Is forced out of the entertainment industry due to age.
Gets job at dive bar as bar tender
Demoted to bar assistant.
Fired due to age and appearance
Works as waitress again, this time at Dennys
Fired from Dennys due to age and appearance
Forced to get a job as customer service at call center
Fired due to age and appearance

Unattractive women
Finishes high school
Finishes college
Works as customer service at call center
Fired due to age and appearance