911? Theres some Mexicans in my yard

If you're like me, you have people who come over once or twice a week to trim the hedges and blow away all the leaves in your yard. They're usually Mexican or something. If you're also like me, you have a very sick sense of humor and take every opportunity to try to fuck with someone. It doesn't have to be anything malicious. Just something simple and light hearted; like calling the police on your gardeners.

If you're home during the day you would have had the wonderful opportunity of seeing these guys come over to your house and start cleaning up your yard. They usually come in pairs and come equipped with landcaping equipment and gardening tools. They don't usually bother you. They just go about their business without much trouble. In my book this doesn't disqualify them from being fucked with.

I was thinking about calling the cops on these Mexicans. You know, just as a practical joke. I'm sure both the cops and these gardeners will get a good laugh. Consider it an April fools joke, in July. This is what you do. Next time they're in your yard trimming the hedges, you call the police.

Dial 911 and when the operator picks up you tell her, "excuse me, there are a few suspicious looking men in my backyard. I think they're of Hispanic descent. They might be armed, one of them has a shovel. Please send help quick". Be sure to tell the operator to inform the cops you're locked in your room hiding and to just go into the backyard when they arrive.

When the officers arrive, they'll probably draw their guns and make the gardeners drop their weapons(shovels and leafblower). They'll restrain them with handcuffs and get into some questioning. Not before slamming them against the wall and delivering a knee to the liver first. Gotta follow procedures. Then before things really get out of hand, you open the door to your back yard, jump out and and yell, "surprise! April fools". Imagine how funny it would be.

By doing this you not only show your gardeners you have a great sense of humor, it also sends a warning to all the other gardeners in your neighborhood: Don't fuck with the USA. Bitch!