Fat ugly girls with great personalities!

I don't like fat chicks, you don't like fat chicks, nobody likes fat chicks. It's even worse when she's an ugly fat chick. I'm tired of people defending fat ugly girls by saying, "well she probably has a great personality". A great personality doesn't cover up her grotesque appearance. Infact a great personality on a fat ugly chick only makes her worse. Heres why.

When a girl is fat and ugly, the best she can do for herself is stay in the house. If she absolutely has to leave her house then she should act as a deaf mute. She shouldn't say anything, shouldn't look anyone in the eye and should hurry the hell up doing what she needs to do then get back to her house double speed.

The last thing we need is a fat ugly girl with a great personality. With a great personality comes more talking and more public time. That would mean the general public would be forced to "endure" this stupid bitch more than they have to.

Here is the hierarchy when it comes to fat ugly chicks. It goes from best case scenario to worst case scenario.

1) Fat ugly chick who doesn't talk much and doesn't have a drivers license. Doesn't have legs either.

2) Fat ugly chick who does have a drivers license, but no car. She borrows her parents car sometimes, but not often. She has legs, but they won't carry her since she's so fat.

3) Fat ugly chick who has a drivers license, legs and a car. She's fat, but her legs are strong enough to carry her around public.

4) Fat ugly chick who not only has working legs, a drivers license and a car, but also loves to go to the mall, talk a lot and is always trying to strike up a conversation with people.

Like mentioned in the fourth scenario; fat ugly chicks who are mobile and talkative are a nightmare. Your chances of meeting one of these out in public are doubled if she thinks she's one of those, "hot fat ugly chicks". Nowhere do they exist, except in their own minds.

A fat ugly girl with high self esteem can be trouble. In order to combat this, you need to take every opportunity to put the hog down. A simple comment like, "hey bitch" followed by an elbow to the grill works pretty well.

In a perfect world, there would be no fat ugly girls. I know our world isn't perfect, so the best we can do is lock these hogs up. Since everyone is in agreement that fat ugly chicks are not welcome, do yourself a favor; don't feed the animals.